“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
DING DONG DANGIT
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
A light went out on 8 December 1980, but his music and his spirit shine on forever.
someone: looks like urine trouble
tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
pretentious classic rock fan voice: real music
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